The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to pee on command

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!