The power to manage Chelsea FC

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!