the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!