The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Imortality.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!