Imortality.

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captain obvious

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!