The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!