the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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captain obvious

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!