The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!