the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!