The Power of cheese

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!