The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!