the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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captain obvious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!