the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to poke

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!