The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!