The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!