The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to burn ashes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!