The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!