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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.
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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink
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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.
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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime
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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life
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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities
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the ability to fly under water unless your wet
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food
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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.
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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground
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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.
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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.
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The power to make thing look blurry for your self
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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.
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The power to speak to mexicans in german
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!