The power to be immune to every third bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The Power of cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +74

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to never have to fill out captchas

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to have all your friends leave you

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to break your bones on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power of your girlfriend's will

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to ?-1.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to read

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!