- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

the power to die on command

The power to pee ants.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to talk to dust

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

Pointless Super Powers