The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!