The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!