The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to die on command

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The power to write a country song

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!