The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!