The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!