The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!