The power to use windows 10.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!