The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!