The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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KeemStar

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to use windows 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!