Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to die at will

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn into paper

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee ants.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!