The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!