The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of trolling your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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KeemStar

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!