To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!