The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!