The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!