The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!