The power to make pointless super powers

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Balls.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to float without gravity.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to never end your .

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!