The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to die....

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Balls.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!