the power to win the crying game

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!