The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through water

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!