the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The superpower to have a superpower

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Balls.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!