The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to die....

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!