The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to die and get away with it

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to bleed

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!