The power to not have any power.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!