The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to die at will

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!