The power to go part way through walls

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!