The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to die

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The power to lick your own back...

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Black power

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!