The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Death at will

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to breathe

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!