The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!