the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to resist trolling.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!