The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to see through water

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!